Canada
- Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
- Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
- Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
- New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
- Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
- Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
- Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
- Saskatchewan:
- Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
- British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
- Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
- Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
- Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.
aaaaand heres canada
#raise your hand if you love canada #everyone should be raising their hand
i love my city sometimes
I’m being a bad Canadian (read: too Toronto-centric) right now, and I’m not keeping as up to date with the MTL student sitch as I should…. This gives me a happy feeling. Sending good vibes to all the protestors.
- Me: Are you putting "bilingual" on your resume?
- Roommate: In hopes that I never have to use French
- Me: ... lol
- Roommate: What's below "proficient," competent?
- Me: Liberal Arts FTW
Oh hey, this is the most disturbing thing that’s appeared on my dash today.
In my travels (okay, in the adventure that is packing to move), I found an old plastic Eaton’s bag. Like, wherethefuck did that come from? How has it not decomposed? How is the ink still on the bag?
Just wahhhh?
* It’s also been a goal of mine to track down one of the old canvas Eaton shoppers. Jus sayin’.
Out of the Game - Rufus Wainwright
“They [Wainwright and partner Jörn Weisbrodt] have a daughter, Viva Katherine Wainwright Cohen, born last February, whom they’re co-parenting with her mother, Leonard Cohen’s daughter Lorca.”
-From the upcoming (12.4.12) issue of The Grid, written by Sarah Liss.
Um, that’s the cutestfuckingthing that I’ve read all day. That kid is going to be an artistic anomaly.
Heads up! Transphobic column from the National Post coming though!
just… yeesh. Here we go again with the National Post…
**OMG THE COMMENTS were you people dropped on your damn heads? Why are all these people supporting this column?***
Stripe Spotting | Jeanne Beker
Smythe Jacket
THISSSSSS.
Sorry for all the Beker spam lately. It’s TFW, gimmie a break!
Dear John Green,
I love you.
Signed, Canadian nerds.xo.
But seriously, The Fault in Our Stars, is number 1. on my to read post-exams this year. I want to read it entirely guilt free, without haste, just letting the awesomeness soak it.
*I have high expectations for it.
